(KRIM-ih-noods)
Definition:
Criminals who break the law in the nude.
Sample Usage:
Professor Rainen says that there are criminudes in cities across the world.
Inspired by:
New York Magazine / Daily Intel / "New York's Naked Crime Spree Continues"
(Photo Credit: Harmony Central)
Kisstract™
(kihss-STRACT)
Definition:
To distract with a notable kiss.
Sample Usage:
Sandra was able to kisstract attention from the breakup of her marriage, while making a well-received comeback.
Inspired by:
Salon / Broadsheet / "Sandra Bullock: The Comeback Kiss"
(Photo Credit: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
Alarmpits™
(uh-LARM-pits)
Definition:
Armpits that cause alarm. Particularly those that have visible hair and belong to celebrity women.
Sample Usage:
Did you see the alarmpits on Jacob's backup singers?
Inspired by:
The New York Times / Skin Deep / "Unshaven Women: Free Spirits or Unkempt?"
